“Learn To Do Right; Seek Justice. Defend The Oppressed. Take Up The Cause Of The Fatherless.” Isaiah 1:17
In retirement, our father had a unique spirituality: Almost daily Mass – during which he prayed for the (preferably painful) deaths of the world’s dictators, the rosary, and readings. Eventually, he abandoned the idea that the Virgin Mary could miraculously “sneak” bad guys into Heaven. But he was firmly - chiseled-in-marble - convinced that there is “a special place in Heaven” for adoptive parents.
Take Two Tylenol Before Reading And Keep The Bottle Close At Hand
For the sake of Father Tobin’s grandchildren…
For the children and grandchildren of my friends…
America must never become a christian nation!
Herding Cats… Molding Warm Jello In Your Hands… Ridding The Everglades Of Alligators…
Getting a solid grasp on the hodgepodge that is Doug Wilson’s and CREC’s “theology” is akin to herding cats, molding warm Jello with your hands or ridding the Everglades of alligators and mosquitos.
It’s An Old Joke. God Help Us!
It’s an old joke.
It begins with the question “Do you think women will ever be ordained priests?”
The man in the Roman collar responds, “I don’t think I’ll live to see the day, but I’m certain my grandchildren will.”
I Never Got The Call
I never got “the call.”
At this writing – at the insistence of Father Tobin – and approaching 18,262 days – fifty years - since my May 22, 1976 ordination to the priesthood, I’ve still not received “the call.”
A Backpack Full Of Dreams… Of Illusions That Sometimes We Do Not Understand. That Dream Is The Light That Guides You.
THE FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT
OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
No Nation Is Perfect
Some of these soldiers fought and died
for a country that did not always
see them as equals.
I Was Always An American In My Heart
At least in the beginning, this one’s just for fun.
Hopefully yours.
Certainly ours.
Persisting In Error And Clinging To Ignorance
“The fact that millions of people share the same vices
does not make these vices virtues,
the fact that they share so many errors
does not make the errors to be truths,
and the fact that millions of people share
the same form of mental pathology
does not make these people sane.”
Social Psychologist and Psychoanalyst Eric Fromm
I Don’t Know Where He Gets All This Nature And Flowers Stuff
I apologize.
Weeks short of fifty years as a priest, I still cannot explain The Resurrection.
I believe.
That’s it: I believe.
Every Plague Of Old Testament Divine Wrath
“People speak sometimes about the
‘bestial’ cruelty of man,
but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts;
no animal could ever be so cruel as a man,
so artfully, so artistically cruel.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Rapid Onset Non-Fatal Cryptogenic-Chromesthesia
I often tell counseling clients “The only time to worry is when I look worried and, since I’m not worried, you don’t need to worry.”
So, even though my doctors can’t explain it and are incredibly confused, don’t worry, ‘Cause I’m not.
To Share The Lot Of Those Who Are Humiliated And Oppressed
The numbers – more than 1,500 men, women and children in twenty-five years - were staggering, but not surprising.
It was ecumenical – but not interfaith.
Concerning The Sex Life Of Chopsticks
When officials from a Chinese medical school asked if “Dr. Flynn” could give a lecture on a subject way out of my field, American Maryknoll Father (and medical doctor, expert on HIV/AIDS) Scott Harris responded, “Give him a day to prepare and he can talk for two hours about the sex life of chopsticks.”
Any Day Of The Week, Well… Kinda, You Gotta Be Kidding Me
AuthenticHealers has received a preview of the 2026 International Society for the Promotion of Common Sense “What Are They Thinking?” Survey.
There Are Three Kinds Of Lies: Lies, Damned Lies, And Statistics
We apologize…
To the Mark Twain fans who believe he was the first to make the cogent argument about figures, statistics, lies and liars.
“A Curious Record Of The Visions Of A Drug Addict” - George Bernard Shaw
Who knew?
We’ll admit, we were halfway stumped.
Halfway…
Hypocrites!
He was (probably never to his face) called a “pit bull” and “Rottweiler.”
Nonetheless, “the Rottweiler” would certainly have words for legislators in Texas, Louisiana, Florida and a handful of other states who are knocking themselves out (and exhausting many of us) demanding the placement of posters of the King James Bible version of the Ten Commandments in classrooms across the nation.
“I Have An Obligation To See That Faith And Justice Reign.”
In a nationwide radio broadcast, Oscar Armulfo Romero y Galdamez signed his own death warrant.
Do Not Pass Go! Do Not Collect $200
“Do not fret because of evildoers
or be envious of the wicked,
for the evildoer has no future hope
and the lamp of the wicked
will be snuffed out.”
Proverbs 24: 19-30